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This site
https://dumbcuneiform.com/
says they will convert tweets into cuneiform tablets - the small print says its transliteration rather than translation, but I guess most folk probably wouldn't realise that!
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Will they use a clay envelope?
@Apocryphal - they will box it in shittim wood!
That's spectacular.